Just saying…I’m fat, not pregnant.

Just saying…I’m fat, not pregnant.


Okay I realize no one wants to know about my bowels but here it is

Spicy food and I do not get along. We haven’t for quite some time, and so I avoid it like the plague.

We got these chicken strip things and I was excited about them because I love chicken strips. However, they were super spicy! Even when I dipped them in ranch it was too spicy. I thought I was being sensitive. I forced myself to eat some.

Phil came home and started to eat them. Now, Phil loves spicy food. Sometimes he gets stuff he knows will make him sweat and cry it’s so spicy. But after a minute of eating the strips he was like holy cow these are hot! He didn’t finish eating them either.

Now I’m at work and my abdomen is cramping, And I feel like I constantly have to go to the bathroom. I have six and a half more hours of work. Whyyyyy.

Am I the only one who has this problem?


saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

This is gold

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102 years ago today, the RMS Titanic sank in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, taking more than fifteen hundred souls with it.

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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

There are people who actually do shave their legs every day?!

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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perfectionisflaw:

furuyasatoru:

when u get a cute button up shirt and u think it’s going to fit and it does but. but then. u see it.  The Thing

image

I don’t think I’ve ever had a button up shirt NOT do this
Unless it was a tent on me

Ugh I hate when this happens! And every sales person is like well wear it with layers and only button it part way. Why should I have to wear extra layers because I’ve got boobs? I don’t want extra layers in my hot office, rudeness.



barbarastanwyck:

Behind the scenes of Mary Poppins

I would freak out for a blooper real from them.

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Hey guys

A friend of mine from high school is trying to get voted to perform at the xgames. If you have a second please vote:

http://xbands.xgamesaustin.com/bands/ifeelgoodrightnow

You can vote once a day.


Jay for the win

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