sosa-parks:

As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine


Her main question is not about his shoes???

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

Her main question is not about his shoes???

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the-she-celt:

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

EVERYTIME

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retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage


ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts


All useful to possibly save your life

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

All useful to possibly save your life

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Gravity Falls

Someone had sent me a link before for the gravity falls episodes online, and now I can’t find it anywhere. Would someone please message me it?

I am without cable and missing the showwwww


lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

(via astrawberryslush)


carolxdanvers:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

How the fuck did he get so good at it in a fuckin week

carolxdanvers:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

How the fuck did he get so good at it in a fuckin week

(via astrawberryslush)


theclearlydope:

Hot New Seasonal Dessert: Layered bologna cake with mayo and mustard frosting. 
[via]

BARF

theclearlydope:

Hot New Seasonal Dessert: Layered bologna cake with mayo and mustard frosting. 

[via]

BARF



Not even kidding this will be me on November 1st

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gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !


Wouldn’t it be nice if this worked

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Wouldn’t it be nice if this worked

(via astrawberryslush)


LOL

LOL

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